We regret to inform you that you did indeed read that right. Trump is back on the campaign trail, ostensibly to talk about the economy, but once again his rapidly decaying brain is incapable of not going off on some incredibly weird and usually creepy tangent.
During one of his rants about how unfair it was that the FBI raided Mar-a-Lago after he stole classified documents from the White House, Trump began luridly fantasizing about FBI agents going through his wife’s underwear drawer.
“They went into my wife’s closet, and I’ll say this, number one is very bad but it sounds a little strange, they looked at her drawers. You have drawer and then you have drawer, they looked at both. And she’s a very meticulous person, you know, like these people, just like she’d fit into your group very well.”
“She’d be very happy with her. But everything is perfect. Her undergarments, sometimes referred to as panties, are folded, perfect, wrapped, they’re like so perfect.”
“I said, that’s beautiful, you know, that’s the part of the world she came from. Everything was perfect, no problem. Fold, fold, fold.”
“I think that she steams them to make sure. We came home, I wasn’t there when the raid took place, a raid of a popular president, a former president. She opened the drawers and it was not that way.”
“They were a mess, it was all over the place. And she said, oh, what happened? That’s so terrible, but it’s terrible. They went into my young boy’s room.”
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…ok.
We’re sure that the people of North Carolina, facing sky-high electricity bills, grocery store prices, and doubled or even tripled healthcare premium costs, will be very glad to know that the First Lady “steams” her panties.
