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In the latest episode of As the Trump Regime Implodes, DHS Secretary Kristi Noem — once a MAGA darling and would-be VP pick — is now dangling by a thread as one of Trump’s most feared henchmen sharpens the axe.

According to new reporting, Stephen Miller — the architect of Trump’s most extreme immigration policies and self-appointed shadow president — is actively gunning for Noem’s removal. And in classic Trumpworld fashion, it’s a toxic mix of incompetence, infighting, and spectacular mismanagement of taxpayer billions.

Turns out Noem was handed an eye-popping $45 billion in GOP-approved funds to build Trump’s “big, beautiful” network of immigration detention facilities. Her job? Spend the money. Fast.

Her result? Absolutely nothing to show for it. Not a single shiny new prison camp (or concentration camp, as they might be better described) has been built..

Miller, unsurprisingly, is furious. And he’s not alone.

Multiple Republican governors have reportedly called Trump personally to complain that Noem is botching FEMA assistance and disaster relief funds as spectacularly as she bungled her VP audition — all while grabbing national headlines for the wrong reasons and embarrassing the administration at every turn.

Inside the White House, staffers say the knives are out, the shortlist of replacements is being drafted, and Trump is “considering moving on” — which in Trump-speak means Noem should probably start packing boxes.

Meanwhile, publicly at least, Noem is in complete denial of her precarious position.

Asked by a reporter at a TSA event in Tampa what her response is to the rumors of her imminent replacement, Noem responded with a laugh, “No, I don’t have any indication of that. The President is fantastic. I’m very proud every single day to be able to work for him.”

Further pressed on whether she expected to be serving for all four years of the current administration, the cos-playing Secretary of Homeland Security said, “I will serve at the President’s pleasure, which I’m very grateful to him for.”

And who’s reportedly at the top of the replacement list for Noem’s position? None other than Glenn Youngkin — the freshly unemployed Virginia governor who at least arrives free of the bizarre scandals and self-inflicted wounds that have become Noem’s signature move.

The MAGA machine is devouring itself from the inside. And if Stephen Miller is leading the purge, you know the chaos is just getting started.

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