sat . BREAKING: FBI Director Kash Patel plays hooky from his job to do a podcast with his girlfriend instead of directing the manhunt for the Brown University shooter, who by the way is STILL ON THE LOOSE!

The supposed “director” of the Federal Bureau of Investigation has already bungled the hunt for killer who gunned down two people and injured nine others at Brown University by arresting the wrong person and then begrudgingly releasing them in humiliation hours later — which isn’t even the first time Kash Patel’s FBI has done that this year.

You would think with that stain already on this case, Patel would be dedicating all his efforts to finding this shooter and bringing him to justice.

But as usual, Kash Patel is only thinking about one thing — his girlfriend, terrible country music star Alexis Wilkins.

While the manhunt for a mass shooter is underway and the perpetrator still at large, Patel thought it was an appropriate time to take a taxpayer-funded jet with his girlfriend to Washington for an interview with Stephen Miller’s horrible wife about his relationship with Wilkins.

In a preview for the big interview that all of America is surely waiting to watch, Miller revealed that they discussed some hard-hitting topics like “Is Wilkins from Israel? How do they make long-distance work? When is the engagement?”

Let us reiterate that there is an active manhunt for a mass shooter that Kash Patel is supposed to be directing, because he’s the DIRECTOR OF THE FBI!

Patel has spent his short tenure as FBI director either bungling investigations or misusing taxpayer funds and FBI resources to hang out with his girlfriend and her friends.

If this really is true love that is so all-consuming for Patel, then it’s time to put this relationship to the test: Fire Patel immediately, and let’s see how long Wilkins sticks around for. He obviously has no interest in actually being FBI director.