GS. “A Garden Hose Full of Diarrhea”: Kimmel Uses Dick Cheney’s Democratic Vote to Judge Trump as “America’s Explosively Unstable Disaster”
Los Angeles — In what might be the most brutal takedown of Donald Trump yet on late-night television, Jimmy Kimmel spared no punches in a recent episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live!, calling the former president “an explosively unstable disaster for this country” and illustrating just how deeply even the GOP is divided over him.
The line that had viewers gasping came early: “All you need to know about what an explosively unstable disaster Trump is for this country is that Dick Cheney voted for a Black female liberal Democrat over him.” Kimmel didn’t stop there. He famously described Trump’s presidency as “a garden hose full of diarrhea,” leaving no doubt about his contempt for the former president’s record and behavior.
Cheney’s Bombshell Vote
Dick Cheney, the longtime Republican stalwart and former vice president, publicly confirmed he would vote against Trump in favor of a Democrat — a move that sent shockwaves through conservative circles. Kimmel used this revelation as proof of Trump’s unprecedented divisiveness, highlighting that even figures traditionally aligned with the GOP no longer trust him.
“It’s not just political theater,” Kimmel said. “This is a man so reckless, so chaotic, that one of the most conservative political icons of our era refuses to support him. That’s your benchmark for disaster.”
Trump vs. Kimmel: A Continuing Feud
The feud between Jimmy Kimmel and Donald Trump is long-standing, with Trump frequently attacking late-night hosts for their criticism. But in this episode, Kimmel turned the stage into a courtroom, using humor as a weapon to dissect Trump’s failures, inconsistencies, and public controversies.
From broken promises to chaotic decision-making, Kimmel painted a portrait of a presidency that even his own party struggles to defend. “A garden hose full of diarrhea” isn’t just a punchline — it’s a metaphor for the administration’s mess, according to the comedian.
Late-Night Politics, American Style
Kimmel’s takedown comes amid ongoing debates over Trump’s legacy, public statements, and influence over the Republican Party. By pointing to Cheney’s vote, the comedian underscored the real-life consequences of Trump’s political volatility. For millions watching at home, it wasn’t just a joke — it was a warning.
As the nation watches, Jimmy Kimmel continues to push the boundaries of late-night commentary, proving that in today’s political climate, comedy isn’t just for laughs — it’s a weapon, a spotlight, and sometimes, a national headline.
