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LS ‘🔥 RED ALERT: Europe Quietly Starts Dumping U.S. Debt — Trump’s Tariff War Triggers a Financial Rebellion America Never Saw Coming’ LS
Global traders thought they were braced for turbulence — but almost nobody expected an open revolt from America’s closest ally.…
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LS ‘RED ALERT: Ilhan Omar Says “My Life Is in Danger” as Rumored Trump Deportation Sweep Throws Minnesota’s Somali Community Into Panic’ LS
In a tense and emotional statement that has detonated across the country, Rep. Ilhan Omar has warned that her life…
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LS ‘BREAKING: Watchdog Slaps Ilhan Omar With “Fraud” Label — Deportation Demands Erupt as Critics Call for Salary Seizure and Expulsion’ LS
Chaos is rippling through Washington in this imagined political firestorm as calls for Rep. Ilhan Omar’s deportation surge from fringe…
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LS ‘BREAKING: “Deport Her Now” Chants Erupt as Rep. Maya Rahim’s Career-Threatening Scandal Explodes Online’ LS
Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar of Minnesota is under renewed pressure over her personal finances after a watchdog organization accused her…
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LS ‘EMERGENCY ALERT: TR*MP’S EXECUTIVE ORDER DEVASTATES SOMALI COMMUNITY! U.S. Protections VANISH Overnight, Leaving Thousands in Citizenship Limbo — The Nation Reels in Disbelief!’ LS
“THE NIGHT CITIZENSHIP VΑNISHED: TRUMP’S SUDDEN REVOCΑTION OF SOMΑLI PROTECTIONS SENDS ΑMERICΑ INTO PΑNIC” Αmerica woke υp to a political…
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LS ‘C-SPAN FIRESTORM: John Kennedy Shouts “No Flags Except Ours” While Urging the Expulsion of 14 Naturalized Lawmakers and Charging AOC’s Squad with Selling America Out’
Prologue: Storm Over Washington It was a stormy night in D.C., the kind that made the city feel like a…
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LS ‘BREAKING: Elon Musk Sparks Firestorm After Suggesting Ilhan Omar Be Stripped of Citizenship and Deported’
Elon Musk once again ignited a political firestorm after declaring that “denaturalizing and deporting Ilhan Omar would make America greater,”…
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LS ‘🚨🔥 TRUMP ERUPTS After Canada’s Quiet Backroom Move — FIVE U.S. BORDER CITIES Flirt With Crossing the Line! 🇺🇸😱🇨🇦’ LS
Border towns in the United States are facing unprecedented challenges as trade tensions with Canada escalate, leading some residents to…
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LS ‘💥 MIDNIGHT DISASTER: T.R.U.M.P BLINDSIDED BY ARMÝ BOMBSHELL — “IT’S OVER, SIR” WHISPER TURNS THE WEST WING INTO A WAR ZONE ⚡’ LS
Late-Night Security Briefing Sparks Panic in Washington, but Details Remain Unclear Washington — Conflicting accounts about a late-night national-security briefing at…
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LS ‘🔥 ILHAN OMAR VS. THE STORM: WHEN LOYALTY, LAW, AND FREE SPEECH COLLIDE’ LS
Fictional scenario / imagined news story. 🔥 ILHAN OMAR VS. THE STORM: WHEN LOYALTY, LAW, AND FREE SPEECH COLLIDE Ilhan…
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